"We'll be right with you. It's a little crowded in here right now, and to make sure everyone enjoys shopping with us, we're asking new visitors to wait here a few moments while other shoppers finish up. We'll refresh your browser and welcome you in momentarily. Thanks for your patience! "
Can you please hurry it up already? And leave some for the rest of us! In case you are getting the same message, you poor, Macy's deprived visitor, console yourself with staring at their logo a bit: