Humor Ar Ar!

German Humor: Part 2 ... Funny?

1. Q: Why are blond jokes always so short? A: So men can understand them too!
   
   
2. He: "Darling, I am going to make you the happiest women in the world!"
   She: "I am going to miss you"
   
   
3. "Mommy, Mommy may I swing some more with Grandpa?"
   "No dear, let him hang (around) until the police get here."

(I hope I didn't mess things up to badly in the translation!)

RH