- Q: Why are blond jokes always so short? A: So men can understand them too!
- He: "Darling, I am going to make you the happiest women in the world!"
She: "I am going to miss you"
- "Mommy, Mommy may I swing some more with Grandpa?"
"No dear, let him hang (around) until the police get here."
(I hope I didn't mess things up to badly in the translation!)