- Find the doctor who performed whatever medical procedures were performed, take his/her license away and toss him/her into the poky.
- Find the father of these 14 kids and start collecting child support.
- Get this woman into an insane asylum where she belongs.
- Find good homes for the entire litter.
- Pass a law that stipulates that there will be no such thing as an anonymous sperm donor and that whoever fathers children by "donating" sperm will be listed on the birth certificate of the child as the father, and will be financially responsible for any and all children.
- Pass a law forbidding doctors and other medical professionals from impregnating single women - no husband - no baby. You'll just have to get knocked up the old fashioned way.