Dear Dodd & Frank,
Just where do you get off including me in your list of charity cases? Do you think by pandering to half the population it somehow makes it OK for you to mandate discrimination against white males via your "financial bill"? I demand that you stop referring to Women as a group to justify your racist and sexist proclivities. If I may offer an alternative, how about renaming your newly minted waste of more of our money the "Office Of Minority and Feeble-Minded Women Inclusion"? I am sure feeble-minded women will have no objection whatsoever to their inclusion on your list of inferiors.
I, on the other hand, have too much self-respect to expect to be given something I have not earned. I also have a white male son, and I cannot tell you how much I loathe what you are doing. I am powerless to stop you, but do not use me as an excuse to do it.