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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Fwd: Public Service Notice From The Center For Disease Control (CDC)

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease that has surfaced in America . The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving inserting your cranium in your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in America.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright voters you know.

This totally cracked me up... I found it in a comment on the Washington Post, and just had to share.


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