Here's my idea: It isn't really fair for some kids to get all the good grades while others scrape by with Cs, Ds, and Fs. I believe a grade tax is just the thing we need. Imagine all the warm fuzzies those selfish straight A students will get when a full letter grade is knocked off their scores and given to the have-nots!
The kids can hold an election, and who knows, maybe they decide to throw all the grades into one big pot and then divide them up absolutely equally amongst all the students. The school will benefit because every student will surely try their very hardest to contribute their absolute best work efforts to the communal pot of love, equality and scholastic justice.
By God I'm Brilliant. I can't wait to phone up the school principal tomorrow to tell her about my fricken awesome idea.
Sorry if you find my brilliance blinding, I can't help it, I was born this smart...
PS, I have decided to start a new diet which I just this very second invented, consisting of Snickers and Sugar Free Red Bull. Yum. Heck, what does it matter now that I officially live in a Communal Suicide State? Might as well enjoy the ride over the cliff... for awhile anyway.