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Monday, October 10, 2011

Breaking News - Female Homo Sapien With Spine Discovered In Colorado

 Once thought to be extinct, a female Homo sapien Americanus appeared out of nowhere recently in Colorado with spine fully intact. Further investigation revealed that she also has guts as well as nerve. It is unclear how she managed to survive the last 20 years without succumbing to the plague of spina gummibearous; it has been hypothesized that she avoided contact with the roving clans of Homo progressivus which are known to spread spina gummibearus, as well as many other deadly diseases.

Reporting Live from the comfort of my own home,


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